I can’t understand teens nowadays.

laughingstation:

what their idea of a fun weekend is:

mine:

how they hangout with friends:

how I hangout with friends:

they sleep around:

what I do with my time:

I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:

they’re like: 

their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:

If I did that my mother would do this:

and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL

You will laugh out loud!

fussyfangs:

[ID: A screenshot of a section of the Tumblr dashboard, displaying an ask. The user is queeeriosity. The question is asked by a greyface Anonymous.
Question:
“but how can you be a boy if you don’t get the surgery? or are you just not a boy?”
Answer:
“let’s take some advice from Mulan.
REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING A MAN:
1. you must be swift as a coursing river.
2. with all the force of a great typhoon.
3. with allt he strength of a raging fire.
4. mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
I don’t see anything about having a dick in there. do you?”]
rabbivole:

erik i saw this and thought of you cause you were talkin about it just the other day :V

:33

fussyfangs:

[ID: A screenshot of a section of the Tumblr dashboard, displaying an ask. The user is queeeriosity. The question is asked by a greyface Anonymous.

Question:

“but how can you be a boy if you don’t get the surgery? or are you just not a boy?”

Answer:

“let’s take some advice from Mulan.

REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING A MAN:

1. you must be swift as a coursing river.

2. with all the force of a great typhoon.

3. with allt he strength of a raging fire.

4. mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

I don’t see anything about having a dick in there. do you?”]

rabbivole:

erik i saw this and thought of you cause you were talkin about it just the other day :V

:33

wowfunniestposts:

 this blog is hilarious
atheismforthewin:

dickboogers:

fuckyeahreligionpigeon:



I can just feel the “christian” love.
This thread was in response to a FOX TV appearance of an atheist who was arguing that if we put up a cross at Ground Zero, we should put up a religious symbol for every religion that was represented among the dead, as well as a symbol for the atheists.




lol the most ironic thing i have ever read. fucking christians.

Uh huh. And we’re the bad guys.

atheismforthewin:

dickboogers:

fuckyeahreligionpigeon:

I can just feel the “christian” love.

This thread was in response to a FOX TV appearance of an atheist who was arguing that if we put up a cross at Ground Zero, we should put up a religious symbol for every religion that was represented among the dead, as well as a symbol for the atheists.

lol the most ironic thing i have ever read. fucking christians.

Uh huh. And we’re the bad guys.

caramelcolored:

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lgbtlaughs:

[photoset of 8 caps from the simpsons. 1: a museum exhibit on evolution. 2: flanders looking shocked/scandalised. 3: exhibit on man’s early encestors.4: flanders + rodd + todd looking shocked. 5: indisbutable fossil records display. 6: flanders covering his son’s eyes. 7: unisex bathrom. 8: flanders yelling out in shock.]

lgbtlaughs:

[Image: A screencap of a 4chan discussion. The first post is the picture, “My Two Moms,” ascribed to Diana Prince (Wonder Woman). The first reply is a picture of Sailor Saturn, with the comment, “Cool, I have three moms.” The next reply is a picture of Batman looking angry, with the text, “Quit showing off your parents.”
shonecakepastrypie:

pixyled:

dead laughing.

I am shaking and crying

lgbtlaughs:

[Image: A screencap of a 4chan discussion. The first post is the picture, “My Two Moms,” ascribed to Diana Prince (Wonder Woman). The first reply is a picture of Sailor Saturn, with the comment, “Cool, I have three moms.” The next reply is a picture of Batman looking angry, with the text, “Quit showing off your parents.”

shonecakepastrypie:

pixyled:

dead laughing.

I am shaking and crying